honestly that baby tattoo story is already so surreal and implausible i dont have the heart to tell anyone that it also has a party hat and he refers to it as party baby and i still dont know whos baby it is 

sonic dont

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

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i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

FUCKING WITH THE ALTIMETER

thedouble2013

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moodboard

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Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi in concrete block

$500, plus $5 shipping

https://reverb.com/item/17744601-electro-harmonix-big-muff-pi-in-concrete-block

it’s britney,

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Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats

alexjonesinfowars

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my son preparing me dinner

what’s he making?

alexjonesinfowars

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

anderz-zombieslayer:
“ zorkat:
“ underhuntressmoon:
“ ancestormoth:
“ tempuraat:
“ monicalknighton:
“ ayellowbirds:
“the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
”
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
”
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF...

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

monicalknighton

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

tempuraat

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. 
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?

Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

Big Tofu

frogkeeping:
“ ohnosiro:
“ Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.
”
once again my mom comes in with the correct opinion
”
ohnosiro

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

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once again my mom comes in with the correct opinion

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google reviews for a nuclear power plant near limestoneville, PA

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